Two "Whoa!" moments

Whoa! moment number 1:

I was walking through the gate to get into my school and one of the guards came up to me, smiling. He then motioned with his hand in a big circle around his belly and said to me, "Pregnant? Pregnant?!" I was wearing a big coat but I seriously haven't gained /that/ much weight! I just thought to myself, "Is he serious?!"

Moral of the story: Begin strict workout plan.


Whoa! moment number 2:

I checked my e-mail this morning, and one of the messages I received had this subject, "Referred by ________". The e-mail then spoke about how I had been referred to the writer by an old teacher of mine from GA. This person also wants to teach in China. Following this, the writer then listed said educational qualifications, attached a resume, and asked my advice.

Moral of the story: I'm growing up WAY too fast!